So, life calls to me and ignoring it is futile.
I will live the way I was supposed to,
like a Dead Poet. Carpe Diem.
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
i love seeing 20 year old chain email hoaxes blow up on tumblr this site really is clogged with grandparent level web users
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.
to whomever wrote this
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Or, how about, my virginity is mine. You always remember your first. Your phone can be replaced. Virginity is important to men as well. Sleeping with someone for the first time is fucking important. Not only does is help you to understand how your body reacts, it builds a bond with another person. Losing your virginity to someone you love is a million times more important than losing your damn phone. Store your shit in the cloud and get an insurance plan bitch.
(Source: hiphopfightsplaque, via sass-ified)
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